Posted 1 week ago

poisonnoak:

bombing:

strwberry97:

bombing:

for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing

BURNNNN

water cannot be burned

EVAPORATEEE

Posted 1 week ago

wholockianpie:

burairium:

noneedforintr0ductions:

antisociallysplendid:

nostelgic:

The only thing faster than light is a fangirl who hears her idol come on the tv in another room.

i was a 45 minute drive away from my house and I made it to my house in 13 minutes cause the season finale of supernatural started in 10 minutes

How many people did you run over?

the important thing is that she didn’t miss the episode

priorities.

(Source: legendaryjbiebs)

Posted 1 week ago

fluent-in-lesbianism:

bellezza98ceilo:

space-sailor:

pinkkryptonite:

fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.

daaaang lol

sooo you both get burned in the end

you did NOT
you just

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF PUN

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sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

Posted 1 week ago

gayerthanjew:

francieum:

snake-dad:

electric toothbrushes are okay i guess, but i like to stick with my acoustic

There are no such things as acoustic toothbrushes. I think this is really offensive to gay people. Nevertheless, God bless us all.

#i’m not too sure what happened here

Posted 1 week ago

doctorlaser:

OkCupid is wild

Original post by talizorah-vas-rannoch.